So, Shay and I are sitting at the kitchen table doing homework and drinking wine and talking and the subject of oral sex comes up.
Me: “In all my years and having slept with both women and men, in my opinion men are ultimately better at oral sex than even the best lesbian”
Ok so this is the point where all the lesbians I have ever loved, laid and are friends with sets up a sting operation to hunt me down and kill me for my statement.
Shay: “Hmmmm…I would have disagreed with you prior to being in this business but…errr…yeah…that’s true. But when a man is bad at oral, they are not just bad they majorly suck.”
And yes…sadly that is true too. Sorry guys but this is an honest blog.
Me: “True. But the thing about women is that they are all average. Either they are slightly below or slightly above and what’s more there seems to be a block…women are RARELY fucking awesome at oral.”
Hence this little drawing…
I am sure you are thinking, “This is the most random post ever”, and yes indeed it is but I couldn’t resist because this is something I have long discussed with both women and men and the same conclusion seems to be drawn at least in the discussions I have had over the years.
I would love to hear if others have had or are having similar discussions and what are your thoughts on it?